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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 12:37

Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
'Strawberry Moon' 2025: June's full moon is about to break an annual record - Live Science
So they tried
share office space ...
No go.
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
'City-Killer' Asteroid Even More Likely to Hit The Moon in 2032 - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Space
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Fake flight attendant took 120 free flights before arrest at SFO, officials say - SFGATE
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes